Ctrl-shift-N: the wondrous keyboard shortcut to start an incognito tab in Google Chrome. You hesitantly type in your odious search, and find the porn site which in that moment you feel a magnetizing attraction to.
You pore over the endless volumes of pornographic videos. Image after image promises to delight the senses. You continue scrolling and clicking until you find the video that will satisfy that seductive and overpowering urge.
Then – once the confidential and intimate act is complete – you sit for a serene moment. Phase three of the operation begins. Like the mafia calling in a “cleaning” crew, you discreetly dispose of the evidence and inspect your surroundings for any witnesses.